Wednesday, July 15, 2015

FINA-FUCKING-LY


Let's forget that Johnny Depp was named Sexiest Man twice; let's ignore the fact that the first sexiest man (Mel Gibson) has now declined into a despicable character; let's gloss over the head-scratcher that Nick Nolte could have ever been deemed sexy at any age; let's forgive all the bad choices People magazine has made over their last 25 years. Let's rinse our mouths of some bad tastes, and finally, finally, commend the weekly periodical for making the smartest decision in their history: picking the truest, sexiest actor of this decade!

If I haven't made this evident in the past, let me make it absolutely clear now that Ryan Reynolds is indeed the sexiest movie star in my eyes. A beautiful face, one HOT body, and the greatest humor and personality, and a true talent in his craft...he is the truest definition of the whole package!

Way to go, People magazine. Congratulations Ryan! Thanks for showing your guns while wielding swords. And although we know your Green Lantern movie will be cheesy based on the trailer, we still hope it's good fun entertaining cheese!


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